Good thing Wilson packed a tell-tale heart
You use the Tell-Tale Heart and come back to life.
Moose/Goose honks threateningly at you to leave. Should you...
The Moose/Goose lets you stay because you asked nicely, but give you an odd look when you kiss her. She lays down some old Down Feathers for you to sleep on, and curls up on her nest.
Wilson is in the mood to do the tuba tub tumble tango or the torso topple or go to the scp foundation to be a test subject